Learn to speak Jackson-ese

Turn on the dancing please. (what you say when you're in the car and you want the radio turned on)

A toot came by! (what you say when you pass gas)

Two toots came by! (what you say when you pass gas twice)

This is not cooperating with me. (what you say when any toy/device/blanket/utensil/tool/person is not doing what you would like)

Bite-a-the cerererereal please? (what you say when you want to eat your dad's cereal)

Audrey's happy. (what you say when Audrey's not crying)

Huggle me please. (what you say when you need a hug)

Huga-snuga-buga! (what you say when you really REALLY need a hug)

Mama kiss my boo boo. (what you say when you hurt yourself)

Look at that (car/truck/commuter train/freight train/digger/fire engine/concrete mixer/car transporter/bulldozer/cherry picker/loader) over there! (what you exclaim every time you see any of the aforementioned at any time, anywhere)

Boobahs! (what you say when your mommy is nursing the baby)